Monthly Archives: December, 2012

Daily Drama – Simple Equation

As a result of me enjoying some sweet treats my children were so kind to give as stocking stuffers this year I discovered one Simple Equation: Sugar Babies + Raisinets = Crown Removers My son however, could not understand why I was not excited “I’d lost a tooth” since now the Tooth Fairy would visit. I explained …

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party Tale – Post holiday Show

My kids kicked off a post Holiday show which began on Christmas Day and the party has been non-stop ever since. Mini-Me wanted to model all her new clothing for me, cracking jokes the entire time:  At a pair of  jeans which were a tad too short for her long, thin legs she shrugged and said, “Well …

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eve Tale – Merry Christmas

~ If this is a Holiday you do celebrate, a very Merry Christmas to you and yours ~ Beautiful Poinsettias adorn the  Church Altar Manger Scene  

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Daily Drama – Time to Shop

It’s precisely 14:23 on 12/23 and things are actually beginning to look like Christmas around  here. Yup! I suppose it is Time to Shop now. This realization didn’t quite hit until my son’s best bud stopped yesterday afternoon. I call for him to come on in. He started off by staying he had a gift he …

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holiday Tale – “What’s Going on Here?”

Tonite my sweet Mini-Me  shoved her brand new Samsung phone in face with her calendar displayed announcing, “Yup, just 5 more days until Christmas,” then turned to ask her little brother if he was” fine” with having a “Charlie Brown tree” since we have no tree at all yet.  Next, she tortured me by blasting …

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Daily Drama – Handled with Care

Soooo the Worship Chair Committee Head called today to make sure the Poinsettias I had picked up for the Church today will be “ok” with me until Saturday, and proceeded to give approximately 9,000 detailed instructions as to how they should be Handled with Care. I did not take any offense to this. After all …

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Daily Drama – Dr. Games

After a week straight of coughing the last thing I needed today were Games at the new Dr.’s office. Ok so maybe I am not a star patient. I did jokingly ask that they put me on the Do Not Weigh List.  I mean geez I’ve got another Dr. weighing me every 6 fracking weeks, …

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atm Tale – All too Mystifying

Here’s the thing people…Just because there was a long moment of silence when my boss asked me to go to the “download area” of my PC doesn’t mean I don’t know my shit. I totally know my shit. And even though I give him blank stares when he asks where my calcs have gone in …

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