Category Archives: Health

Daily Drama – Sick Feet

Today sucked. Totally. Right as I am getting into the Holiday groove I get the wind knocked out of me by bronchitis.  After sucking on a bottle of NyQuil for a couple of days I dragged my sorry ass back to work. Unfortunately I swapped over to “Daygels” not realizing they’re synonymous to dryheaves. Good …

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Daily Drama – Break Week

Are we really sure it is Break Week from school again already?  We are? Ok.  And ya, somehow I managed to get myself 5 days off in a row. Not even sure how my boss let that happen, but I am seriously considering reporting myself back to work. Today. It’s not that my kids don’t …

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Daily Drama – Simple Equation

As a result of me enjoying some sweet treats my children were so kind to give as stocking stuffers this year I discovered one Simple Equation: Sugar Babies + Raisinets = Crown Removers My son however, could not understand why I was not excited “I’d lost a tooth” since now the Tooth Fairy would visit. I explained …

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Daily Drama – Time to Shop

It’s precisely 14:23 on 12/23 and things are actually beginning to look like Christmas around  here. Yup! I suppose it is Time to Shop now. This realization didn’t quite hit until my son’s best bud stopped yesterday afternoon. I call for him to come on in. He started off by staying he had a gift he …

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holiday Tale – “What’s Going on Here?”

Tonite my sweet Mini-Me  shoved her brand new Samsung phone in face with her calendar displayed announcing, “Yup, just 5 more days until Christmas,” then turned to ask her little brother if he was” fine” with having a “Charlie Brown tree” since we have no tree at all yet.  Next, she tortured me by blasting …

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Daily Drama – Dr. Games

After a week straight of coughing the last thing I needed today were Games at the new Dr.’s office. Ok so maybe I am not a star patient. I did jokingly ask that they put me on the Do Not Weigh List.  I mean geez I’ve got another Dr. weighing me every 6 fracking weeks, …

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Daily Drama – Mom of the Year

Apparently I will not be winning the Mom of the Year award. Anywhere.  What is it just barely breaking November? Right. Yet I have already managed to reach bitch status at my daughter’s High School, and now I am working my way up on the “Bad Mom” list at my son’s school as I am …

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new MD Tale – I said What Now?

I have been singing my new MD high praises. Love her. Oh yes. I also love the access to the patient portal thingie where you can view and even print your own patient visits. Until I looked at a visit from a few weeks ago. I said What Now? Because I sound like a total …

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Daily Drama – Back and Forth

This Saturday, per usual, I had to round the little lad and rise my young lady early in the morn. My son plays AM soccer, and depending on game time, immediately following I can just barely make it to my childhood hometown for my daughter’s Ballet Class. Both were in fabulous horrendous moods, which is also …

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Tale from my Crypt – Pot in the Air

Shortly before surgery last May my mother insisted on accompanying me to my pre-op appointment. I warned her gory details could be discussed. She said it was fine, as she wanted to be there to support me as she always has. Not only had I had been very serious and selective in choosing my surgeon, …

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